The Marrow of Tradition · Chapter 3 (2/2)

The captain tossed the half dollar at Jerry, who, looking to one side, of course missed it. He picked the money up, however, and backed out of the room. Jerry did not like Captain McBane, to begin with, and it was clear that the captain was no gentleman, or he would not have thrown the money at him. Considering the source, Jerry might have overlooked this discourtesy had it not been coupled with the remark about the change, which seemed to him in very poor taste.

Returning in a few minutes with three glasses on a tray, he passed them round, handed Captain McBane his change, and retired to the hall.

“Gentlemen,” exclaimed the captain, lifting his glass, “I propose a toast: ‘No nigger domination.’ ”

“Amen!” said the others, and three glasses were solemnly drained.

“Major,” observed the general, smacking his lips, “I should like to use Jerry for a moment, if you will permit me.”

Jerry appeared promptly at the sound of the bell. He had remained conveniently near⁠—calls of this sort were apt to come in sequence.

“Jerry,” said the general, handing Jerry half a dollar, “go over to Mr. Brown’s⁠—I get my liquor there⁠—and tell them to send me three glasses of my special mixture. And, Jerry⁠—you may keep the change!”

“Thank y’, gin’l, thank y’, marster,” replied Jerry, with unctuous gratitude, bending almost double as he backed out of the room.

“Dat’s a gent’eman, a rale ole-time gent’eman,” he said to himself when he had closed the door. “But dere’s somethin’ gwine on in dere⁠—dere sho’ is! ‘No nigger damnation!’ Dat soun’s all right⁠—I’m sho’ dere ain’ no nigger I knows w’at wants damnation, do’ dere’s lots of ’em w’at deserves it; but ef dat one-eyed Cap’n McBane got anything ter do wid it, w’atever it is, it don’ mean no good fer de niggers⁠—damnation’d be better fer ’em dan dat Cap’n McBane! He looks at a nigger lack he could jes’ eat ’im alive.”

“This mixture, gentlemen,” observed the general when Jerry had returned with the glasses, “was originally compounded by no less a person than the great John C. Calhoun himself, who confided the recipe to my father over the convivial board. In this nectar of the gods, gentlemen, I drink with you to ‘White Supremacy!’ ”

“White Supremacy everywhere!” added McBane with fervor.

“Now and forever!” concluded Carteret solemnly.

When the visitors, half an hour later, had taken their departure, Carteret, inspired by the theme, and in less degree by the famous mixture of the immortal Calhoun, turned to his desk and finished, at a white heat, his famous editorial in which he sounded the tocsin of a new crusade.

At noon, when the editor, having laid down his pen, was leaving the office, he passed Jerry in the hall without a word or a nod. The major wore a rapt look, which Jerry observed with a vague uneasiness.

“He looks jes’ lack he wuz walkin’ in his sleep,” muttered Jerry uneasily. “Dere’s somethin’ up, sho ’s you bawn! ‘No nigger damnation!’ Anybody’d ’low dey wuz all gwine ter heaven; but I knows better! W’en a passel er w’ite folks gits ter talkin’ ’bout de niggers lack dem in yander, it’s mo’ lackly dey’re gwine ter ketch somethin’ e’se dan heaven! I got ter keep my eyes open an’ keep up wid w’at’s happenin’. Ef dere’s gwine ter be anudder flood ’roun’ here, I wants ter git in de ark wid de w’ite folks⁠—I may haf ter be anudder Ham, an’ sta’t de cullud race all over ag’in.”