Man and Superman · Act I (2/2) (5/6)

| Tanner | That’s because you confuse construction and destruction with creation and murder. They’re quite different: I adore creation and abhor murder. Yes: I adore it in tree and flower, in bird and beast, even in you. A flush of interest and delight suddenly clears the growing perplexity and boredom from her face. It was the creative instinct that led you to attach me to you by bonds that have left their mark on me to this day. Yes, Ann: the old childish compact between us was an unconscious love compact. | | Ann | Jack! | | Tanner | Oh, don’t be alarmed⁠— | | Ann | I am not alarmed. | | Tanner | Whimsically. Then you ought to be: where are your principles? | | Ann | Jack: are you serious or are you not? | | Tanner | Do you mean about the moral passion? | | Ann | No, no; the other one. Confused. Oh! you are so silly; one never knows how to take you. | | Tanner | You must take me quite seriously. I am your guardian; and it is my duty to improve your mind. | | Ann | The love compact is over, then, is it? I suppose you grew tired of me? | | Tanner | No; but the moral passion made our childish relations impossible. A jealous sense of my new individuality arose in me. | | Ann | You hated to be treated as a boy any longer. Poor Jack! | | Tanner | Yes, because to be treated as a boy was to be taken on the old footing. I had become a new person; and those who knew the old person laughed at me. The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor: he took my measure anew every time he saw me, whilst all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me. | | Ann | You became frightfully self-conscious. | | Tanner | When you go to heaven, Ann, you will be frightfully conscious of your wings for the first year or so. When you meet your relatives there, and they persist in treating you as if you were still a mortal, you will not be able to bear them. You will try to get into a circle which has never known you except as an angel. | | Ann | So it was only your vanity that made you run away from us after all? | | Tanner | Yes, only my vanity, as you call it. | | Ann | You need not have kept away from me on that account. | | Tanner | From you above all others. You fought harder than anybody against my emancipation. | | Ann | Earnestly. Oh, how wrong you are! I would have done anything for you. | | Tanner | Anything except let me get loose from you. Even then you had acquired by instinct that damnable woman’s trick of heaping obligations on a man, of placing yourself so entirely and helplessly at his mercy that at last he dare not take a step without running to you for leave. I know a poor wretch whose one desire in life is to run away from his wife. She prevents him by threatening to throw herself in front of the engine of the train he leaves her in. That is what all women do. If we try to go where you do not want us to go there is no law to prevent us, but when we take the first step your breasts are under our foot as it descends: your bodies are under our wheels as we start. No woman shall ever enslave me in that way. | | Ann | But, Jack, you cannot get through life without considering other people a little. | | Tanner | Aye; but what other people? It is this consideration of other people or rather this cowardly fear of them which we call consideration that makes us the sentimental slaves we are. To consider you, as you call it, is to substitute your will for my own. How if it be a baser will than mine? Are women taught better than men or worse? Are mobs of voters taught better than statesmen or worse? Worse, of course, in both cases. And then what sort of world are you going to get, with its public men considering its voting mobs, and its private men considering their wives? What does church and state mean nowadays? The woman and the ratepayer. | | Ann | Placidly. I am so glad you understand politics, Jack: it will be most useful to you if you go into parliament. He collapses like a pricked bladder. But I am sorry you thought my influence a bad one. | | Tanner | I don’t say it was a bad one. But bad or good, I didn’t choose to be cut to your measure. And I won’t be cut to it. | | Ann | Nobody wants you to, Jack. I assure you⁠—really on my word⁠—I don’t mind your queer opinions one little bit. You know we have all been brought up to have advanced opinions. Why do you persist in thinking me so narrow minded? | | Tanner | That’s the danger of it. I know you don’t mind, because you’ve found out that it doesn’t matter. The boa constrictor doesn’t mind the opinions of a stag one little bit when once she has got her coils round it. | | Ann | Rising in sudden enlightenment. O-o-o-o-oh! Now I understand why you warned Tavy that I am a boa constrictor. Granny told me. She laughs and throws her boa around her neck. Doesn’t it feel nice and soft, Jack? | | Tanner | In the toils. You scandalous woman, will you throw away even your hypocrisy? | | Ann | I am never hypocritical with you, Jack. Are you angry? She withdraws the boa and throws it on a chair. Perhaps I shouldn’t have done that. | | Tanner | Contemptuously. Pooh, prudery! Why should you not, if it amuses you? | | Ann | Shyly. Well, because⁠—because I suppose what you really meant by the boa constrictor was this. She puts her arms round his neck. | | Tanner | Staring at her. Magnificent audacity! She laughs and pats his cheeks. Now just to think that if I mentioned this episode not a soul would believe me except the people who would cut me for telling, whilst if you accused me of it nobody would believe my denial. | | Ann | Taking her arms away with perfect dignity. You are incorrigible, Jack. But you should not jest about our affection for one another. Nobody could possibly misunderstand it. You do not misunderstand it, I hope. | | Tanner | My blood interprets for me, Ann. Poor Ricky Ticky Tavy! | | Ann | Looking quickly at him as if this were a new light. Surely you are not so absurd as to be jealous of Tavy. | | Tanner | Jealous! Why should I be? But I don’t wonder at your grip of him. I feel the coils tightening round my very self, though you are only playing with me. | | Ann | Do you think I have designs on Tavy? | | Tanner | I know you have. | | Ann | Earnestly. Take care, Jack. You may make Tavy very unhappy if you mislead him about me. | | Tanner | Never fear: he will not escape you. | | Ann | I wonder are you really a clever man! | | Tanner | Why this sudden misgiving on the subject? | | Ann | You seem to understand all the things I don’t understand; but you are a perfect baby in the things I do understand. | | Tanner | I understand how Tavy feels for you, Ann; you may depend on that, at all events. | | Ann | And you think you understand how I feel for Tavy, don’t you? | | Tanner | I know only too well what is going to happen to poor Tavy. | | Ann | I should laugh at you, Jack, if it were not for poor papa’s death. Mind! Tavy will be very unhappy. | | Tanner | Yes; but he won’t know it, poor devil. He is a thousand times too good for you. That’s why he is going to make the mistake of his life about you. | | Ann | I think men make more mistakes by being too clever than by being too good. She sits down, with a trace of contempt for the whole male sex in the elegant carriage of her shoulders. | | Tanner | Oh, I know you don’t care very much about Tavy. But there is always one who kisses and one who only allows the kiss. Tavy will kiss; and you will only turn the cheek. And you will throw him over if anybody better turns up. | | Ann | Offended. You have no right to say such things, Jack. They are not true, and not delicate. If you and Tavy choose to be stupid about me, that is not my fault. | | Tanner | Remorsefully. Forgive my brutalities, Ann. They are levelled at this wicked world, not at you. She looks up at him, pleased and forgiving. He becomes cautious at once. All the same, I wish Ramsden would come back. I never feel safe with you: there is a devilish charm⁠—or no: not a charm, a subtle interest. She laughs. Just so: you know it; and you triumph in it. Openly and shamelessly triumph in it! | | Ann | What a shocking flirt you are, Jack! | | Tanner | A flirt!! I!! | | Ann | Yes, a flirt. You are always abusing and offending people, but you never really mean to let go your hold of them. | | Tanner | I will ring the bell. This conversation has already gone further than I intended. | | | Ramsden* and Octavius come back with Miss Ramsden, a hardheaded old maiden lady in a plain brown silk gown, with enough rings, chains and brooches to show that her plainness of dress is a matter of principle, not of poverty. She comes into the room very determinedly: the two men, perplexed and downcast, following her. Ann rises and goes eagerly to meet her. Tanner retreats to the wall between the busts and pretends to study the pictures. Ramsden goes to his table as usual; and Octavius clings to the neighborhood of Tanner. | | Miss Ramsden | Almost pushing Ann aside as she comes to Mr. Whitefield’s chair and plants herself there resolutely. I wash my hands of the whole affair. | | Octavius | Very wretched. I know you wish me to take Violet away, Miss Ramsden. I will. He turns irresolutely to the door. | | Ramsden | No no⁠— | | Miss Ramsden | What is the use of saying no, Roebuck? Octavius knows that I would not turn any truly contrite and repentant woman from your doors. But when a woman is not only wicked, but intends to go on being wicked, she and I part company. | | Ann | Oh, Miss Ramsden, what do you mean? What has Violet said? | | Ramsden | Violet is certainly very obstinate. She won’t leave London. I don’t understand her. | | Miss Ramsden | I do. It’s as plain as the nose on your face, Roebuck, that she won’t go because she doesn’t want to be separated from this man, whoever he is. | | Ann | Oh, surely, surely! Octavius: did you speak to her? | | Octavius | She won’t tell us anything. She won’t make any arrangement until she has consulted somebody. It can’t be anybody else than the scoundrel who has betrayed her. | | Tanner | To Octavius. Well, let her consult him. He will be glad enough to have her sent abroad. Where is the difficulty? | | Miss Ramsden | Taking the answer out of Octavius’s mouth. The difficulty, Mr. Jack, is that when he offered to help her I didn’t offer to become her accomplice in her wickedness. She either pledges her word never to see that man again, or else she finds some new friends; and the sooner the better. | | | The parlormaid appears at the door. Ann hastily resumes her seat, and looks as unconcerned as possible. Octavius instinctively imitates her. | | The Maid | The cab is at the door, ma’am. | | Miss Ramsden | What cab? | | The Maid | For Miss Robinson. | | Miss Ramsden | Oh! Recovering herself. All right. The maid withdraws. She has sent for a cab. | | Tanner | I wanted to send for that cab half an hour ago. | | Miss Ramsden | I am glad she understands the position she has placed herself in. | | Ramsden | I don’t like her going away in this fashion, Susan. We had better not do anything harsh. | | Octavius | No: thank you again and again; but Miss Ramsden is quite right. Violet cannot expect to stay. | | Ann | Hadn’t you better go with her, Tavy? | | Octavius | She won’t have me. | | Miss Ramsden | Of course she won’t. She’s going straight to that man. | | Tanner | As a natural result of her virtuous reception here. | | Ramsden | Much troubled. There, Susan! You hear! and there’s some truth in it. I wish you could reconcile it with your principles to be a little patient with this poor girl. She’s very young; and there’s a time for everything. | | Miss Ramsden | Oh, she will get all the sympathy she wants from the men. I’m surprised at you, Roebuck. | | Tanner | So am I, Ramsden, most favorably. | | | Violet appears at the door. She is as impenitent and self-assured a young lady as one would desire to see among the best behaved of her sex. Her small head and tiny resolute mouth and chin; her haughty crispness of speech and trimness of carriage; the ruthless elegance of her equipment, which includes a very smart hat with a dead bird in it, mark a personality which is as formidable as it is exquisitely pretty. She is not a siren, like Ann: admiration comes to her without any compulsion or even interest on her part; besides, there is some fun in Ann, but in this woman none, perhaps no mercy either: if anything restrains her, it is intelligence and pride, not compassion. Her voice might be the voice of a schoolmistress addressing a class of girls who had disgraced themselves, as she proceeds with complete composure and some disgust to say what she has come to say. | | Violet | I have only looked in to tell Miss Ramsden that she will find her birthday present to me, the filagree bracelet, in the housekeeper’s room. | | Tanner | Do come in, Violet, and talk to us sensibly. | | Violet | Thank you: I have had quite enough of the family conversation this morning. So has your mother, Ann: she has gone home crying. But at all events, I have found out what some of my pretended friends are worth. Goodbye. | | Tanner | No, no: one moment. I have something to say which I beg you to hear. She looks at him without the slightest curiosity, but waits, apparently as much to finish getting her glove on as to hear what he has to say. I am altogether on your side in this matter. I congratulate you, with the sincerest respect, on having the courage to do what you have done. You are entirely in the right; and the family is entirely in the wrong. | | | Sensation. Ann and Miss Ramsden rise and turn toward the two. Violet, more surprised than any of the others, forgets her glove, and comes forward into the middle of the room, both puzzled and displeased. Octavius alone does not move or raise his head; he is overwhelmed with shame. | | Ann | Pleading to Tanner to be sensible. Jack! | | Miss Ramsden | Outraged. Well, I must say! | | Violet | Sharply to Tanner*. Who told you? | | Tanner | Why, Ramsden and Tavy of course. Why should they not? | | Violet | But they don’t know. | | Tanner | Don’t know what? | | Violet | They don’t know that I am in the right, I mean. | | Tanner | Oh, they know it in their hearts, though they think themselves bound to blame you by their silly superstitions about morality and propriety and so forth. But I know, and the whole world really knows, though it dare not say so, that you were right to follow your instinct; that vitality and bravery are the greatest qualities a woman can have, and motherhood her solemn initiation into womanhood; and that the fact of your not being legally married matters not one scrap either to your own worth or to our real regard for you. | | Violet | Flushing with indignation. Oh! You think me a wicked woman, like the rest. You think I have not only been vile, but that I share your abominable opinions. Miss Ramsden: I have borne your hard words because I knew you would be sorry for them when you found out the truth. But I won’t bear such a horrible insult as to be complimented by Jack on being one of the wretches of whom he approves. I have kept my marriage a secret for my husband’s sake. But now I claim my right as a married woman not to be insulted. | | Octavius | Raising his head with inexpressible relief. You are married! | | Violet | Yes; and I think you might have guessed it. What business had you all to take it for granted that I had no right to wear my wedding ring? Not one of you even asked me: I cannot forget that. | | Tanner | In ruins. I am utterly crushed. I meant well⁠—I apologize⁠—abjectly apologize. | | Violet | I hope you will be more careful in future about the things you say. Of course one does not take them seriously. But they are very disagreeable, and rather in bad taste. |