Short Fiction · Null-A.B.C. (2/3) (4/7)

“Put the Literates in their place! Our servants, not our masters!”

He recognized the group leader of the Radical-Socialists⁠—the masks were too small to be more than token disguises⁠—and beckoned to him, at the same time walking toward his ’copter. The man in black with the white-handled pistols followed him, spurs jingling.

“Hello, Mr. Cardon,” he said, joining him. “Nothing to it. We got a tip they were coming to sabotage Big Brother, over there. Take out our sound-recording, and put in one of their own, like they did over in Queens, last week. The town clowns got here in time to save everybody’s face, so there wasn’t any shooting. We’re staying put till they go, though.”

“Put the Literates in their place! Our servants, not our masters!” the huge tridianimate bellowed.

Over in Queens, the Independents had managed to get at a similar tridianimate, had taken out the record, and had put in one: I am a lying fraud! Vote for Grant Hamilton and liberty and sound government!

“Smart work, Goodkin,” he approved. “Don’t let any of your boys start the gunplay. The city cops are beginning to get wise to who’s going to win the election, tomorrow, but don’t antagonize them. But if any of those Ku Kluxers tries to pull a gun, don’t waste time trying to wing him. Just hold on to that fiery something-or-other on his chest and let him have it, and let the coroner worry about him.”

“Yeah. With pleasure,” Goodkin replied. “You know, that nightshirt thing they wear is about the stupidest idea for a storm-troop uniform I ever saw. Natural target in a gunfight, and in a rough-and-tumble it gets them all tangled up. Ah, there go a couple of coppers to talk to them; that’s what they’ve been waiting on. Now they can beat it without looking like they been run out by our gang.”

Cardon nodded. “Tell your boys to stay around for a while; they may expect you to leave right after they do, and then they’ll try to slip back. You did a good job; got here promptly. Be seeing you, Goodkin.”

He climbed into his own ’copter and started the motor.

“Put the Literates in their place!” the tri-dimensional colossus roared triumphantly after the retreating Independents. “Our servants, not our masters!”

At eight thousand, he got the ’copter onto the lower Manhattan beam and relaxed. First of all, he’d have to do something about answering Slade Gardner’s telecast propaganda. That stuff was dangerous. The answer ought to go on the air by noon, and should be stepped up through the afternoon. First as a straight news story; Elliot Mongery had fifteen minutes, beginning at 1215⁠—no, that wouldn’t do. Mongery’s sponsor for that time was Atomflame Heaters, and Atomflame was a subsidiary of Canada Northwest Fissionables, and Canada Northwest was umbilicus-deep in that Kettle River lease graft that Pelton had sworn to get investigated as soon as he took office. Professional ethics wouldn’t allow Mongery to say anything in Pelton’s behalf on Atomflame’s time. Well, there was Guthrie Parham, he came on at 1245, and his sponsor was all right. He’d call Parham and tell him what he wanted done.

The buzzer warned him that he was approaching the lower Manhattan beacon; he shifted to manual control, dropped down to the three-thousand-foot level, and set his selector beam for the signal from Pelton’s Purchasers’ Paradise. Down toward the tip of the island, in the section that had been rebuilt after that Stalin Mark XV guided missile had gotten through the counter-rocket defenses in 1987, he could see the quadrate cross of his goal, with public landing stages on each of the four arms, and the higher central block with its landing stage for freight and store personnel. Above the four public stages, helicopters swarmed like May flies⁠—May flies which had mutated and invented ritual or military drill or choreography⁠—coming in in four streams to the tips of the arms and rising vertically from the middle. There was about ten times the normal amount of traffic for this early in the morning. He wondered, briefly, then remembered, and cursed. That infernal sale!

Grudgingly, he respected Russell Latterman’s smartness, and in consequence, the ability of Wilton Joyner and Harvey Graves in selecting a good agent to plant in Pelton’s store. Latterman gave a plausible impersonation of the Illiterate businessman, loyal Prime Minister of Pelton’s commercial empire, Generalissimo in the perpetual war against Macy & Gimbel’s. From that viewpoint, the sale was excellent business⁠—Latterman had gotten the jump on all the other department stores for the winter fashions and fall sports trade. He had also turned the store into a madhouse at the exact time when Chester Pelton needed to give all his attention to the election.

Pressing the button that put on his private recognition signal, he rose above the incoming customers and began to drop toward the private landing stage, circling to get a view of the other four stages. Maybe the sale could be turned to some advantage, at that. A free souvenir with each purchase, carrying a Pelton-for-Senator picture-message⁠—

He broke off, peering down at the five-hundred-foot-square landing stage above the central block, then brought his ’copter swooping down rapidly. The white-clad figures he had seen swarming up the helical escalator were not wearing the Ku Klux robes of the Independent-Conservative storm troops, as he had first feared⁠—they were in Literate smocks, and among them were the black leather jackets and futuristic helmets of their guards. They were led, he saw, by Stephen S. Bayne, the store’s Chief Literate; with him were his assistant, Literate Third Class Roger B. Feinberg, and the novices carrying books and briefcases and cased typewriters, and the guards, and every Literate employed in the store. Four or five men in ordinarily vivid-colored business suits were obviously expostulating about something. As he landed and threw back the transparent canopy, he could hear a babel of voices, above which Feinberg was crying: “Unfair! Unfair! Unfair to Organized Literacy!”

He jumped out and hurried over.

“But you simply can’t!” a white-haired man in blue-and-orange business clothes was protesting. “If you do, the Associated Fraternities’ll be liable for losses we incur; you know that!”

Bayne, his thin face livid with anger⁠—and also, Cardon noticed, with what looked like a couple of fresh bruises⁠—ignored him. Feinberg broke off his chant of “Unfair! Unfair!” long enough to answer:

“A Literate First Class has been brutally assaulted by the Illiterate owner of this store. Literate service for this store is, accordingly, being discontinued, pending a decision by the Grand Council of the local Fraternity.”

Cardon grabbed the blue-and-orange clad man and dragged him to one side.

“What happened, Hutschnecker?” he demanded.

“They’re walking out on us,” Hutschnecker told him, unnecessarily. “The boss had a fight with Bayne; knocked him down a couple of times. Bayne tried to pull his tablet gun, and I grabbed it away from him, and somebody else grabbed Pelton before he could pull his, and a couple of store cops got all the other Literates in the office covered. Then Bayne put on the general-address system and began calling out the Literates⁠—”

“Yes, but why did Pelton beat Bayne up?”

“Bayne made a pass at Miss Claire. I wasn’t there when it happened; she came into the office⁠—”

Cardon felt his face tighten into a frown of perplexity. That wasn’t like Literate First Class Stephen S. Bayne. He made quite a hobby of pinching salesgirls behind the counter which was one thing; the boss’ daughter was quite another.

“Where’s Latterman?” he asked, looking around.

“Down in the office, with the others, trying to help Mr. Pelton. He’s had another of those heart attacks⁠—”

Cardon swore and ran for the descending escalator, running down the rotating spiral to the executive floor and jumping off into the gawking mob of Illiterate clerks crowded in the open doors of Pelton’s office. He hit and shoved and elbowed and cursed them out of the way, and burst into the big room beyond, and then, for a moment, he was almost sorry he had come.

Pelton was slumped in his big relaxer chair, his face pale and twisted in pain, his breath coming in feeble gasps. His daughter was beside him, her blond head bent over him; Russell Latterman was standing to one side, watching intently. For an instant, Cardon was reminded of a tomcat watching a promising mouse hole.

“Claire!” Cardon exploded, “give him a nitrocaine bulb. Why are you all just standing around?”

Claire turned. “There are none,” she said, looking at him with desperate eyes. “The box is empty; he must have used them all.”

He shot a quick glance at Latterman, catching the sales manager before he could erase a look of triumph from his face. Things began to add up. Latterman, of course, was the undercover man for Wilton Joyner and Harvey Graves and the rest of the Conservative faction at Literates’ Hall, just as he, himself, was Lancedale’s agent. Obsessed with immediate advantages and disadvantages, the Joyner-Graves faction wanted to secure the reelection of Grant Hamilton, and the way things had been going in the past two months, only Chester Pelton’s death could accomplish that. Latterman had probably thrown out Pelton’s nitrocaine capsules and then put Bayne up to insulting Pelton’s daughter, knowing that a fit of rage would bring on another heart attack, which could be fatal without the medicine.

“Well, send for more!”

“The prescription’s in the safe,” she said faintly.

The office safe was locked, and only a Literate could open it. The double combination was neatly stenciled on the door, the numbers spelled out as words and the letters spelled in phonetic equivalents. All three of them⁠—himself, Claire, and Russell Latterman⁠—could read them. None of them dared admit it. Latterman was fairly licking his chops in anticipation. If Cardon opened the safe, Pelton’s campaign manager stood convicted as a Literate. If Claire opened it, the gaggle of Illiterate clerks in the doorway would see, and speedily spread the news, that the daughter of the arch-foe of Literacy was herself able to read. Maybe Latterman hadn’t really intended his employer to die. Maybe this was the situation he had really intended to contrive.

Chester Pelton couldn’t be allowed to die. If Grant Hamilton were returned to the Senate, the long-range planning of William Lancedale would suffer a crushing setback, and the public reaction would be catastrophic. The Plan comes first, Lancedale had told him. He made his decision, and then saw that he hadn’t needed to make it. Claire had straightened, left her father, crossed quickly to the safe, and was kneeling in front of it, her back stiff with determination, her fingers busy at the dials, her eyes going from them to the printed combination and back again. She swung open the door, skimmed through the papers inside, unerringly selected the prescription, and rose.

“Here, Russ; go get it filled at once,” she ordered. “And hurry!”

Oh, no, you don’t, Cardon thought. One chance is enough for you, Russ. He snatched the prescription from her and turned to Latterman.

“I’ll get it,” he told the sales manager. “You’re needed for the sale; stay on the job here.”

“But with the Literates walked out, we can’t⁠—”

Cardon blazed: “Do I have to teach you your business? Have a sample of each item set aside at the counter, and pile sales slips under it. And for unique items, just detach the tag and put it with the sales slip. Now get out of here, and get cracking with it!” He picked up the pistol that had been taken from Pelton when he had tried to draw it on Bayne, checking the chamber and setting the safety. “Know how to use this?” he asked Claire. “Then hang onto it, and stay close to your father. This wasn’t any accident, it was a deliberate attempt on his life. I’ll have a couple of store cops sent in here; see that they stay with you.”

He gave her no chance to argue. Pushing Latterman ahead of him, he drove through the mob of clerks outside the door.

“… Course she can; didn’t you see her open the safe?” he heard. “… Nobody but a Literate⁠—” “Then she’s a Literate, herself!”

A couple of centuries ago, they would have talked like that if it had been discovered that the girl were pregnant; a couple of centuries before that, they would have been equally horrified if she had been discovered to have been a Protestant, or a Catholic, or whatever the locally unpopular religion happened to be. By noon, this would be all over Penn-Jersey-York; coming on top of Slade Gardner’s accusations⁠—

He ran up the spiral escalator, stumbling and regaining his footing as he left it. Bayne and his striking Literates were all gone; he saw a sergeant of Pelton’s store police and went toward him, taking his spare identity-badge from his pocket.

“Here,” he said, handing it to the sergeant. “Get another officer, and go down to Pelton’s office. Show it to Miss Pelton, and tell her I sent you. There’s been an attempt on Chester Pelton’s life; you’re to stay with him. Use your own judgment, but don’t let anybody, and that definitely includes Russell Latterman, get at him. If you see anything suspicious, shoot first and ask questions afterwards. What’s your name, sergeant?”

“Coccozello, sir. Guido Coccozello.”

“All right. There’ll be a medic or a pharmacist⁠—a Literate, anyhow⁠—with medicine for Mr. Pelton. He’ll ask for you, by name, and mention me. And there’ll be another Literate, maybe; he’ll know your name, and use mine. Hurry, now, sergeant.”

He jumped into his ’copter, pulled forward the plexiglass canopy, and took off vertically to ten thousand feet, then, orienting himself, swooped downward toward a landing stage on the other side of the East River, cutting across traffic levels with an utter contempt for regulations.

The building on which he landed was one of the principal pharmacies; he spiraled down on the escalator to the main floor and went directly to the Literate in charge, noticing that he wore on his Sam Browne not only the badges of retail-merchandising, pharmacist and graduate chemist but also that of medic-in-training. Snatching a pad and pencil from a counter, he wrote hastily: Your private office, at once; urgent and important.

Looking at it, the Literate nodded in recognition of Cardon’s Literacy.

“Over this way, sir,” he said, guiding Cardon to his small cubicle office.

“Here.” Cardon gave him the prescription. “Nitrocaine bulbs. They’re for Chester Pelton; he’s had a serious heart attack. He needs these with all speed. I don’t suppose I need tell you how many kinds of hell will break loose if he dies now and the Fraternities are accused, as the Illiterates’ Organization will be sure to, of having had him poisoned.”

“Who are you?” the Literate asked, taking the prescription and glancing at it. “That,”⁠—he gestured toward Cardon’s silver-laced black Mexican jacket⁠—“isn’t exactly a white smock.”

Cardon had his pocket recorder in his hand. He held it out, pressing a concealed stud; the stylus-and-tablet insignia glowed redly on it for a moment, then vanished. The uniformed Literate nodded.

“Fill this exactly; better do it yourself, to make sure, and take it over to Pelton’s yourself. I see you have a medic-trainee’s badge. Ask for Sergeant Coccozello, and tell him Frank Cardon sent you.” The Literate, who had not recognized him before, opened his eyes at the name and whistled softly. “And fix up a sedative to keep him quiet for not less than four nor more than six hours. Let me use your visiphone for a while, if you please.”

The man in the Literate smock nodded and hurried out. Cardon dialed William R. Lancedale’s private number. When Lancedale’s thin, intense face appeared on the screen, he reported swiftly.